Saturday, December 19, 2009

Things you should never do

I admit it, I'm a nerd.  Sometimes I type random things into google to see what it suggests.  But lucky for you, I have uncovered a great treasure trove of wisdom.  Go into google and type "never p" you'll get some great advice:

I'd like to take the time to discuss a few of these:

Never Pet a Burning Dog
This is not because of any prejudice against burning animals.  It's just that you could burn yourself.  Put the dog out, and then feel free to pet it.  The dog probably doesn't want to be burning anyway.

Never Play Leapfrog With a Unicorn
Again, not a prejudice issue.  It just might not be pretty.  Offer to play something like chess.  Unicorns love chess.

Never Pickup a Duck in a Dungeon
I'm not sure exactly the problem with ducks in dungeons, but I would say it's best to avoid dungeons where possible.  I think it would also be a good idea to never pick up a dragon in a dungeon as well.

Never Put Ketchup on a Hot Dog
That's ridiculous, ketchup is delicious.  Google may be wise, but even google makes mistakes sometimes.


  1. Thanks for the many ideas of wisdom. I am wondering if you could find out things you must do.

  2. My favorite is the leapfrog advice. You always find such useful information for me. Thanks.

  3. I always appreciate some good advice. Thanks for the heads up.

  4. Well, you know, I was just wondering the other day if it might be a good idea to go find me a duck in a dungeon. But, now I know that's not such a great idea because if I found it then I couldn't pick it up and then what's the point of finding it?

  5. you're always lookin out for the rest of us

  6. I love this.
    Burning dog: hilarious.
    Hot dogs: always need ketchup.

  7. A bit odd, but nonetheless entertaining:)

  8. I totally understand #3. I mean, the duck was in the dungeon for a reason, right? It's certainly not the sort of duck you should go picking up.
    Then again, he might have been framed.

  9. Thank you for sharing Google's wise advice with us...except to never put ketchup on a hot dog of course. That's ridiculous!

  10. What about the banana in the refrigerator? When I am playing leap frog with the unicorn I might need a cool refreshing banana afterward or if I pet the burning dog I may need the cold banana to cool mt burnt hand!


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