This year we spent Thanksgiving in the greater Seattle area. Robyn's grandfather lives up here, so we thought it would be fun to come spend a few days with him to celebrate the holiday.
I got up early Thanksgiving morning and wanted to do some exercise. I figured I would allow myself to eat pretty much whatever I wanted on this trip, but that made it that much more important for me to get plenty of exercise.
Of course, it's not hard to feel motivated to get out and exercise when I'm in such a beautiful area that needs exploring. I set out to go on a walk, without a destination in mind. I quickly discovered lots of trails that lead deep into the wilderness. Clearly these trails weren't going to explore themselves. By the time I got back to the house, I had walked 7 miles, climbed over rocks, scrambled through trees and almost fell in the Puget Sound.
Here are a few of the things I saw along my way.
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| I found lots of dirt roads that lead into wilderness. Most of them turned out to be really long driveways. But I explored them anyway. That's how I roll. |
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| I found Lois Lane. I took a picture so I could show superman. |
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| I could see the Sound through the trees. All I ever wanted was to hike down to it. |
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| I encountered lots of boggy wilderness that did not want to let me through. |
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| I thought the mossy trees were really pretty. |
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| Anyone who knows me knows I need to touch everything. Moss is no exception, |
After several attempts to get down to the water, I found a place that I could actually get through. It turns out that getting through to the water can be very dangerous, due to the temptation to eat delicious animals.
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| Stupid fat people pollute the water and make once delicious animals yucky. |
When I finally made it down to the water, I was slightly disappointed. I was hoping for a beach that I could run along or something. What I found was really slippery mud that almost made me fall in the water 2 different times. But at least this precious little tree stump was here to stand stoic and alone.
After finding the Sound, I ventured into several other lost and forbidden paths. I was amazed how thick the trees were. I was within 50 feet of a major road when I took this picture:
Look how thick the trees are! The only disappointing thing about the wilderness was that I didn't see a single Sasquatch. If there's one thing the Syfy channel has taught me, it's that you're guaranteed to see a Sasquatch in the Pacific northwest. I'm beginning to think that the Syfy channel deceived me.
Maybe we can't trust the Syfy channel. But we can definitely trust Steven Spielberg, right? If there's one thing that the Jurassic Park movies taught me, it's that when you see ferns, you're guaranteed to see dinosaurs.
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| I see ferns, but there was not a single velociraptor. Disappointing. |
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| The scariest animal among the ferns was little old me. |
As I was walking the various paths, it was fun to pretend I was in complete solitude in unexplored nature. Of course, the fact that every path ultimately ended in a secluded house kind of ruined that illusion.
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| These people probably live off the land. They're so secluded they probably don't even know that there are other people a few hundred yards away. |
One path didn't end with a house, it just ended with this tree who, true to its claim, has never littered at my house.
Eventually I wound up on a trail that actually ran along the water's edge. I took this picture looking out at the water.
Soon after that, I realized that I needed to head back if we were going to make it to Thanksgiving dinner on time. Beautiful nature is fun, but being late for the most important meal of the year is no fun. I headed back, but that just means that I need to do more exploring later.
