Hawaii in Pictures

I wrote a couple posts while I was on my Hawaii trip.  I'd been meaning to write a few more but I realized it's probably not going to happen.  So instead, I'm just going to summarize some of the various experiences we had by showing you a few pictures.

It was a super amazing trip.  Between my phone, our underwater camera and Robyn's fancy camera we took nearly 1000 pictures.  We're hardcore like that.  I was able to narrow it down to the pictures you see below, but even these make for a lot of pictures in one post.  Sorry if it's too overwhelming.  Hawaii is just too awesome for me to even handle.  And two weeks of Hawaii was pretty much the greatest thing I've ever experienced.

If you want to know more about any of the pictures below, just let me know in the comments.  Those of you who are friends with me on facebook have probably already seen these pictures, but you can always look at them again.  It's Hawaii, why would you not want to look again?

Without further ado, here are a few of our experiences in Hawaii.

We went to the Byodo-In Buddhist temple.  It was really beautiful.

The koi pond at the Buddhist temple went into quite the feeding frenzy when food was tossed in.
I got to ring the bell to invite blessings to the visitors of the Buddhist temple. I know I seem like I'm special needs in pretty much every video. I've come to accept it.

I was able to drink from a coconut.  An important item on my bucketlist.

My grandpa helped build this church over 40 years ago.

My dad and I were walking around the church taking all sorts of pictures.  I'm sure the people who go to church there were wondering why the weird tourists were so excited about their church.

We went to the top of Haleakala (the big volcano on Maui) and watched the sunrise from the top.  It was amazing.

We went snorkeling in Hanauma Bay.  It was super beautiful.

I saw this crab in Shark's Cove.  (It's a different one than I wrote about in my last blog post.   After that experience I bought disposable underwater camera and went back again the next morning.)

I fought a great battle against this cockroach.

 Robyn started screaming because she saw a cockroach in the dishwasher.  She called me into the kitchen and handed me a bottle of Raid.  I asked her, "do you really want me to spray poison into the dishwasher?"  She gave me a look that said, "If he doesn't die, I will die."  So I started spraying.  This guy took a direct spray to the face for a solid 20 seconds before he finally rolled over and said 'uncle'.  Even then, he was still twitching as I scooped him out with a paper towel.  I have to admit, as much as I love Hawaii, I really appreciate that bugs in Utah don't get that big.

I found this gecko in the house we stayed at.

 One night we were laying in bed and there were 2 geckos crawling across the wall.  Robyn didn't like the fact that lizards were roaming freely throughout the house.  I tried to explain that geckos are our friends because they eat the things we like less.  She tolerated them, but she was not happy when I put one on my arm to take this picture.

This turtle almost swam on top of me.

 I was snorkeling along like a good kid when suddenly I looked to my left and saw this turtle about a foot away.  I totally jumped.  (As much as you can jump when you're snorkeling.) He gave me a look like, "Dude, what's your deal?  I'm just a turtle."  Then he swam along on his merry way.  I managed to snap this picture after he had already passed me.

I saw like a bazillion lizards.  Robyn got tired of me taking pictures of them.

Robyn calls this her mermaid float.

 I don't get the mermaid float.  It's like she's relaxing in a recliner.  When I try to float like that, it's a lot of work to stay in position and keep my head above water.  But she could do it for days.

Iao Valley.  Sooo pretty.

This is the biggest banyan tree in the United States.  Its canopy covers an entire city block.

Don't I look pretty with a flower in my hair?

 The flower jumped out of the tree and landed on me.  If that's not a sign that I should wear it in my ear  I don't know what is.  Robyn didn't seem to agree about what the sign meant.  She told me to take it off and I said I wouldn't until she took a picture.

I really wanted a picture in the sugar cane.  My mom and I went to get pictures while our spouses yelled from the car that it was private property and we could all die.  (Or something like that)

We went to Pearl Harbor.  It was a powerful experience to honor a place where so many lost their lives.

We also went to an LDS temple in Laie.  I learned that Laie, HI was originally founded by mormon missionaries.  Kinda crazy!

We ate at Merriman's and watched the sunset.  The food was amazing and the view was awesome.

We rode a boat out to Molokini

We saw dolphins from the boat at Molokini

We kind of look awesome when we're snorkeling

I really liked this shot I took of my parents at Waimea Bay

Shark's Cove

I just had one of the most amazing experiences of my life.  The house we are staying in is across the street from Shark's Cove.  In the afternoons this area is completely packed and it's hard to find a parking spot.  I had it all to myself when I went out about 6:30 this morning.

Our waterproof camera gave up the ghost a few days ago.  We'll get it fixed when we get back to Utah but if there was any time I wished I had it, it was this morning.

As I walked across the street and down into the cove I walked through the light rain that I've come to love about Oahu.  The droplets are so small that it is more of a mist that lightly cools you as each tiny speck of water pricks you with its impact.

I clambered over the rocks to get down into the tide pools.  As I did so, I looked up and saw a beautifully vivid rainbow.  It rose over the ocean and wrapped itself across the sky above the cove.

I had come here to snorkel.  I had my fins and mask, but I realized I was going to need to wade through rocky tide pools before I could get to water deep enough for snorkeling.  I decided I probably wouldn't need my fins and left them on the sand as I started to climb into the tide pools.

Though I had come for the snorkeling, I think I might have actually enjoyed the tide pools even more.  I was wading through sandy pools that varied in depth from 1 to 5 inches.  I was surprised to see so much life within these pools.  It must have been low tide because there were a number of pools that were completely isolated and yet were teaming with fish.  They would zip around my feet, searching for a place to hide while I was just as earnestly searching for places to step without crushing these tiny life forms.

I noticed one kind of fish in particular.  As it would flee my hulking mass, it would beach itself up on the sand.  As I looked closer at this specific fish I noticed it had little finger like protrusions on its fins.  I wondered if it had a special ability for crawling up out of the water a little bit when necessary for safety.

I also saw sea urchins and a few tiny crabs peaking out from holes in the rocks.  There was even some sort of sea cucumber or something similar that was poking out of the water.

I finally made it to water deep enough for snorkeling.  I slipped into the deeper water and instantly was amazed by the fish teaming around me.  In all my snorkeling throughout my Hawaii trip, the most common fish I have seen is the zebra fish.  I have seen them in groups of 10 or 20 before.  But suddenly I was surrounded by 60 or 70 zebra fish in only 8 feet of water.

I floated around these shallow pools.  Some dropped to depths as deep as 20 feet or so.  Others had rocks that shot up so that I was floating in water only 4 feet deep.  I tried to respect the reef as much as possible by only stopping to stand if I was above sand.  At one point, I accidentally touched a rock as I swam by and I pulled back my hand as if to apologize for violating its space.

I'm always a person that wants to touch everything.  Robyn is sometimes embarrassed when we go different places and I have to touch statues, buildings, plants and whatever else we come across.  With so much life in front of me, it was difficult to restrain myself from touching.  But I felt that if nature was going to let me come this close, I should show respect by not being too intrusive.  (Plus, I figured it would be embarrassing to come back to the house and have Robyn scold me for getting bitten, stung, pricked or hurt because I was touching something I shouldn't have been.)

Finally, I started to get a little cold.  (I know, me getting cold.  Who would have thought that could happen?  Especially in Hawaii)  I started to come back in through the tide pools.  I found a glass bottle sitting on top of one of the rocks.  I became a little cranky at human kind.  Here I was doing my best not to touch anything and other people were using this area as their giant trash can.  I grabbed the bottle and headed back through the pools.

On my way back I saw the biggest crab I've ever seen.  (I've eaten crab legs that were longer than this entire crab, but this was the biggest living crab I've seen.)  From the tips of his outstretched legs he was probably 8 inches across.  So he was certainly no Alaskan king crab but he was not one of the 1 inch sand crabs I had seen most of this trip.

He sat on top of a rock surveying his domain.  As he sat there he was king of his castle and was not concerned in the least that I was there.  I got up real close and got a good look at him.  He just looked me in the eye and thought to himself, "Sup?" 

I stood there for a long time.  I thought back to the very first time I went snorkeling.  I got in the water and almost immediately saw a big purple lobster.  At the time I figured people must see those all the time.  But I've been snorkeling dozens of times and never seen another lobster. I compared it to the moment I was having and figured it must be a once in a lifetime experience.

Finally I bid my goodbyes to my crab friend.  I made my way back to the sand, but there again was another crab, (so much for once in a lifetime) just as haughty and sure of himself as the first one.  He was a little smaller, probably 5 inches across.  I stopped to hang with him for a minute or two.  I'm sure I'm not the only person to see a crab at Shark's Cove, but I'm guessing they don't hang out on the rocks like that when the cove is filled with 100 people later in the afternoon.

Finally, I climbed back up the rocks to make my way back to our house.  It was a little difficult trying to climb the rocks with fins and a glass bottle in my hands.  I was super worried I would drop it and break it which increased my crankiness at the original people who left it. 

I crawled up to the top and back to the roadside just as the first car arrived for the deluge of people that will be arriving the rest of the day.  I was glad I was able to have the cove to myself for my special morning adventure.

I don't have any pics of the adventures in the water, but here is a pic of the cove itself

The Time the Wind Blew my Wife's Clothes Off

The following story is true.  It is also quite humorous.  At the time, under no circumstances was I permitted to laugh.  But now that it's been a while and Robyn is not quite as embarrassed, she is now willing to admit that it was quite funny.

You see, we had driven to the Pali lookout here in Hawaii.  It is a cliff that overlooks the majority of the island of Oahu.  It is a beautiful view of the jungle, mountains and ocean.  We had been enjoying the view when I noticed a particularly strong gust of wind.

I asked Robyn to take a picture of me to show just how windy it was. Robyn obliged and took this picture.

There are some things you should know about the above picture.

First, I know it looks like I just wore really wrinkled clothes.  While I do do that on occasion, this time the wrinkles are due to some serious wind.

Second, this picture is not what the story is about.  The real story is what happened behind the camera.

You see, like a dutiful wife, Robyn took my picture.  While doing so, a gust of wind came along and caused quite a ruckus.  (I'm not entirely sure that ruckus is a word, but the editor didn't do the little red underline thing so I'm going with it.)

Before I explain the nature of the ruckus, I need to help you understand the clothing Robyn was wearing.  This is Robyn at Pearl Harbor, earlier that day.

There are a few things you should notice about this picture:
First, Robyn is very precious.  But that's normal.
Second, she is wearing a blue sleeveless dress with a white sweater over the top.
Third, the white sweater dips down quite low and is also somewhat see through, so she probably wouldn't want to wear the white sweater by itself.

Keep those important facts in mind as I tell you the story of what happened behind the camera when the first picture above was taken.

So, after she snapped the shot she started screaming.  (Not the blood curdling, "I'm being murdered" scream but the little yelp that indicates something quite surprising is occurring.)  Accompanied with the scream she started saying things about her dress.

I thought she was concerned that something like this would happen:

Well,  unfortunately that's not what happened.  But to help you understand what did happen, I've hired a world renowned artist.

First, the wind caught hold of her long dress and pulled it between her legs.

Note: This extremely accurate drawing is not of Medusa.  Her hair was really blowy.

It started flapping in the wind, and the more it flapped, the more downward pressure was being put on the dress.  Pretty soon, it went from being a dress to being a skirt.

Note:  This awesome drawing is not anatomically correct.

At this point I realized there may be a problem.  I corralled her over to a nearby wall, and I tried to form a human shield while she dressed herself once again.  I gave other people the "There's nothing to see here, move along" look.  It was very effective.

Once Robyn got her clothes back on, I figured it was time to admit that what happened was pretty funny.  It turns out that was too soon.  I had a cranky wife for a bit.

But when we got back to where we're staying that night, we discussed how our adventures for the day had been a real success.  I mean, we all remained fully clothed for almost the entire day.  If that's not success I don't know what is.