Here are a few other stories that have occurred in the past month:
The Favorite Uncle Project continues
We recently got to babysit my niece and nephew for a whole evening. Robyn went over there before I was done with work so I headed straight over after work. When I arrived Ian was standing there waiting for me. As I walked in the door he yelled, "JJJJEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF!" for approximately 12 years. When he ran out of breath he told me it was time for us to play dinosaurs.
However, later in the same evening, the Favorite Uncle Project almost backfired. I was putting Addie to bed and Robyn was about to change Ian's diaper. Ian insisted that the only person who could do a proper job changing his diaper was me. Robyn amusedly told him to go get me and let me know. Fortunately, I'm a genius and thought of something fast. I proposed that I could talk to him and play with him while Robyn changed his diaper. He and I both agreed this was the best option available. Whew! Crisis narrowly averted!
Robyn Goes Hardcore Gamer
So Robyn and I were talking about games we had played when we were younger. I told her about some ancient games I had played and she mentioned a game called ChexQuest. She downloaded it and stayed up uber late that night playing. It's a game that looks alot like Doom only it used to come in the Chex box like 10 years ago or something. All I can really say is that Robyn is beyond awesome.
Incoherent Robyn Strikes Again
One night she began rubbing my back in the middle of the night. I rolled over and asked if she needed anything and she said nothing. In the morning she remembered nothing. The next night she started cuddling with me. I woke up and cuddled for a few minutes and then she decided she was done and rolled over. I asked her this time if she was going to remember cuddling with me. She responded in some sort of alien tongue. But in the morning the only thing she could remember was that I had asked her a question in the middle of the night.
Robyn Becomes Gourmet Chef
She really kicked it up a notch this month. She has begun emulating restaurants. She can now make the In N Out Burger animal style as well as the Costa Vida Pork Salad. Who knows what she'll do next but we may never need to go out to eat again. She's truly amazing.
