You see, I play Hanging With Friends on my iPhone. (It's a hangman game where you select words for each other to guess.) I play some with friends as well as allowing it to match me up with strangers.
Of course, I do my best to select more difficult words, (because I like to win) but it's not like I make up words. I only use words that I am already aware of.
I was playing a game with a stranger and I made the word "magi". I thought it would be a somewhat difficult word to guess but I didn't think it would be a word that was unrecognizable.
The stranger didn't guess the word. Woot! Point for me! But then they sent me a message saying, "since wen iz magi a {swear word} wrd??". I answered, "It's the plural of mage." But then, fearing that my answer was inadequate, I sent another message, "Which is like a wizard."
So here is my plea to all the people of Earth. Pay attention to your grammar, your spelling and your punctuation. It doesn't have to be perfect, but be aware that effective use of the language brings effective communication.
Please don't eat grandpa. |
Yup. You're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI say this to my writing group at school every day. I even have a deal with them, if they punctuate the end of every sentence for two weeks I will give them a king size candy bar. Maybe it will work.
ReplyDeletePlease don't eat, Grandpa.
ReplyDeleteI am a big fan of grammar.
ReplyDeleteI am, a big fan of grammar.
ReplyDeleteAlso acceptable:
I am a big, fan of grammar.
I am sure I have offended you, and half of my family, with my grammer often.
ReplyDeleteand spelling! Oops! Grammar!
ReplyDeleteRobyn, that amused me.
ReplyDeleteMike, your blatant misuse of commas is offensive. :)
I used that grandpa poster in my class this year. I love it.
ReplyDeleteI am okay with reasonably correct grammar as long as you don't become a grammar nazi, and I know you know what I'm talking about. I also support not eating grandpa (or any other relative for that matter).
ReplyDeleteAnother one that I really like is, "I'd rather eat then sleep."
ReplyDeleteAnd I've never play WoW, but I know what a mage is, but I didn't know magi was the plural form... I thought A magi was a wizard, so I learned something new today.