Imagine a world where all your desires are instantly fulfilled. Imagine a place where entire teams of people flurry to feed you as quickly as possible at no cost to you. My last post was about the happiest place on Earth, but today Costco was the second happiest place on Earth.
A year ago, we experienced a glorious miracle. My coworkers and I eagerly awaited the return of that very miracle. Costco is trying to entice us to buy all sorts of foods to celebrate the super bowl. In order to entice us they give infinite wonderful free samples. There were pork sandwiches, slices of tri-tip, sports drinks, ice cream, meatballs and every other imaginable delicious item. It was so much food it was a miracle.
If you don't believe me, here is the Madre, the world's most credible person, sharing some of her experience.
Behold, the Madre has spoken.
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3 years ago
I am so glad the miracle returned! I am so happy that you are happy. Happy Costco Day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Costco Day indeed!
ReplyDeleteThat is very exciting and I am sure that you want to share this miracle with everyone. So the party with all that food is at your house on Sunday RIGHT!!!
ReplyDeleteCameron
I wasn't sold on the miracle until I heard the Madre's testimonial. Now I believe it was another Costco miracle.
ReplyDeleteIs the Costco miracle still going on?? I must go to the 2nd happiest place on earth!
ReplyDeleteI experienced this Costco miracle too! I agree with your madre, the hummus wasn't the best of the samples. But the others made up for it!
ReplyDeleteIt's true! I experienced the miracle. However, I thought you would get other testimonials as well. I was surprised I was the only one.
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