The Sonicare toothbrush actually comes in a 2-pack. So, that meant that I got one too. We've had them for a week now and I'm a little more used to it now, but the first time I tried it, I had never experienced an electronic toothbrush before so it was a new and somewhat disconcerting experience. All that vibrating inside my head made me think that it was going to jiggle my brain right out of my head. I happen to like my brain, my job pays me for the right to rent the use of my brain for 40 hours a week. Not only that, but my brain helps me out with important activities I need to perform such as walking, speaking, breathing and various other tasks that I would have trouble performing without a brain.
After reviewing how much I really do appreciate my brain, I brought my concern to Robyn. "What if all this vibrating in my brain causes brain damage?" "What if I can no longer think?" "What if I become a complete vegetable?" Robyn assured me that if I were to become a vegetable, she would raise a serious lawsuit and get millions and millions of dollars from the Sonicare corporation.
'Hmmmm..." I thought to myself, "I may be a vegetable, but I'll be a wealthy vegetable. I could be the richest and most powerful vegetable in all the land!" Take that Mushroom Kingdom! You got nothin on me!
I am so glad that you are starting to like your new toothbrush! Isn't it awesome? Well, I do have to say that my favorite link is the one that links to the Sesame Street song. You are so creative!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. I'm glad you decided to blog about this. But did you think about how if you become a vegetable, Robyn will probably also become a vegetable, and then you'll need someone else to sue for you? Give me some of those millions and I'd be happy to do it for you.
ReplyDeleteI can assure you that your Sonicare toothbrush will not cause you to become a vegetable. I have had one for years and it has done nothing but work miracles. I will say that when I first started using it I didn't know how to handle all the vibrating. I would drool like crazy and it was just a mess. You will learn to appreciate its beauty one you get accustomed to it. Not only that, but since I have used my Sonicare I have had better results at the dentist.
ReplyDeleteAnd, you should be extra grateful for Robyn. Not only did she buy a practical item with her fun money, but she bought something that you could benefit from too. Robyn wins the prize.
Mmmm...mushrooms!
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I would also like to bear my testimony of the Sonicare electric toothbrush. It has really paid off when I'm sitting in that dentist chair.
ReplyDeleteI think you should thank Robin by purchasing that $2,800 Sony TV in your Amazon wish list. Tell here it is also a two-pack that you will in turn share with her. She can have the remote.
I hope I am in your will. When you are the richest vegetable I will come over and we will have great times. I am excited for you to not have a job so we can hang out.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha! oh jeff! i'm laughing so hard right now! this was simply the most fabulous story ever!
ReplyDeleteI prefer you don't become a vegetable because then you couldn't write fun blogs that I can comment on. But the rich part is okay with me. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteThat was the most clever story I've read in quite a while (I just got done reading the Twilight series so you really didn't have a whole lot of competition) But thanks for making me laught:) Love Cousin Jamie
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