Jared William got married!
I know, you didn't think it was going to happen, but it totally did. The festivities started with the reception on Friday night. You may be thinking that having the reception before the wedding was a secret ploy to get gifts without having to go through with the marriage. But don't worry, they did in fact get married the next day.
The great thing about having a good friend get married is that I've never been to a wedding where I ran into more people I knew than I did with this one. (I only got pictures of a few of them. I'm a bad kid.) The first person I ran into was my friend Kayli. The bride and groom were busy talking to people that weren't me. (Who does that?) But Kayli and I made sure to get a selfie with them. Kayli even pointed out where Jared was so that any viewers of the selfie wouldn't be confused.
Isn't that some helpful pointing? |
Do you see all the preciousness? |
Jared showed me the most important wedding gift he received. He got a totally legit Katana. It's basically the second coolest weapon behind a lightsabre.
I had to get a picture holding it. |
And I got a picture with the sword and the groom. But we were looking at the photographer, since the pictures she takes are way more expensive than the ones with my phone. |
The next day was the day of the actual wedding. It was in the Salt Lake Temple, and it was beautiful. After the sealing, we all waited outside for the happy couple to emerge. Jared dipped his new bride and everyone cheered.
The back of that kid's head will forever be an important part of the memory. |
When we got to the luncheon, I got to give the best man speech. I've never spoken at a wedding before, except for my own. Jared told me I was the keynote speeker, so I took a good ten minutes and shared some stories about the happy couple. I did my best to share both funny stories, and stories that illustrated who they are as a couple.
After it was all over, we decided to get a picture of all the friends that were in attendance.
Getting the friends picture meant that I handed my phone to someone else, which meant Dave got a hold of it and this happened. |