Friday, June 20, 2014

Funny emails I get: To an provide QUICKLY

Do you ever read your junk mail?  I usually don't, but every once in a while it becomes necessary to do so.  Here is a little gem I recently received.

Jeff, It is possible to Promote the house These days.We need property throughout !
View the provide
Most of us acquire homes RAPID!You want to allow you to an provide QUICKLY.
Notice in this article
Receive an provide coming from a PRIMARY purchaser.
Abby Derrick 

(Note:  the blue text was originally linked.  I removed the links because I didn't want to give Google juice to our good friend Abby Derrick.)

Dear Abby,

I have no idea what you just said.  But, I'm glad that you're able to acquire homes RAPID!  I suggest if you want me to click your links, or if you want to allow you to an provide quickly, than perhaps you should learn English.

Your Friend,

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