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| The original didn't have my address crossed off. That was done because I'm afraid that I will have fans of this blog that will love my writing so much that they'll camp in my yard and do creepy things. |
1. He thinks Robyn is male. (Most awkward option)
2. It was a typo.
3. He wants to subtly say that he doesn't want Robyn there.
4. He wants me there so badly that he would prefer that two of me show up if that were possible. (Most likely option)
I texted him to mock him and he assured me that Robyn was invited. That eliminates number 3 as an option and pretty much confirms number 4. I agree with him. Sometimes I wish there were two of me. You can only hold so much awesome in one person.
When I get married I will invite two or three of you. But I will also invite Robyn. Maybe even two of her.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jared...when I get married, I'd prefer two or three of both you and Robyn. Your label may look something like, "Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. and Mrs. Jeff Stockett."
ReplyDeleteDude, shoulda crossed off the last line, too. Now I can still find you. Mwaaa haha.
ReplyDeleteJared and Kayli, I'm working on cloning myself so that I can show up multiple times to your weddings. If I haven't perfected cloning by that point I promise to eat enough food for 2 or 3 people. That will be my contribution to the cause.
ReplyDeleteKara, (KS Photography), I'm not super worried that you'll camp in my yard and do creepy things. But if you want to it's totally cool.
And exactly how much awesome is that?
ReplyDeleteMy body can generally hold about 3 or 4 gallons of awesome. Since my body's production of awesome ebbs and flows, sometimes it is seeping from my pores, other times it may actually cause my skin to rupture as the awesome pours out.
ReplyDeleteI am glad I am still invited. I am feeling loved with all the comments!
ReplyDeleteThnx Jeff. Let me know if you're feeling all kinds of too much awesome so I can stand clear.
ReplyDeleteNow I feel awkward for only inviting you once.
ReplyDeleteThat is kind of awkward. I thought we were friends.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad it wasn't option #1 or #3. I am glad she is female and that she was also invited. However, with option 4 it is possible that Robyn wouldn't have been invited so even though you were doubly wanted it would have been lonely. I'm going to have to go with #2 was really the best option.
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