Well, they say a picture is worth 1,000 words. What I have for you is a time lapse video that contains 30 pictures chronicling the growth of my beard throughout the month. That means this video is worth 30,000 words. That's like reading half a novel. You should be proud of yourself, you're such a good little reader.
Also, I have 2,000 more words for you. When I shaved the beard I felt it was important to have some fun stages on the way. I spent the entire day as an Amish person.
It was quite amusing. We went to the store and the checkout girl was giving me a funny look, trying to figure out if I was for real. So, naturally, I said, "I'm really excited about this canned food we're buying. I've never had canned food before, what with being Amish and all."That's when Robyn got really embarrassed and told the girl I wasn't really Amish. Lame.
Then that evening I shaved it just a little more.
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I call this one, "Brother Brigham". |