I received a Christmas card from my friends Josie and Bart (and their son Dave). It had a precious picture of them on the front. But, more important was the wisdom that was shared on the back.
These are the immortal words of the Christmas Card.
Jeff + Robyn = awesomeness
So far so good. I've tested that hypothesis and found it to be true. The card continues:
Christmas=awesomeness
I also concur with that postulate. I'm starting to see where this is going. Finally, the conclusion of the card:
Without Jeff and Robyn, Christmas wouldn't exist.
That is good logic. It tastes good. Do you see how they used the transitive property of mathematics to come upon that conclusion? (whenever A = B and B = C, then also A = C.)
I have such wise friends.
Also...
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Therefore...
Jeff + Robyn = children
:)
I'm so glad that you two make Christmas possible. However, I disagree with Mike's logic.
ReplyDeleteI think Mike has a valid argument.
ReplyDeleteOf course, using the same logic, Jeff + Robyn could also equal:
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Cruise
Cancun
Santa Claus
etc.
That blows my mind a little... cause I distinctly remember Christmas existing before there was a Jeff+Robyn, but...
ReplyDeletethis proves my memory MUST be off...
Mike, I think you must be right. All of those things must come from us.
ReplyDeleteJen, I remember Christmas before Robyn and I were one as well. Both of our memories are suspect.
It's true. I never had a Christmas until after Jeff and Robyn were born and became awesome.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Comment on my blog! You can still win! :)
grandchildren = awesomeness
ReplyDeleteChristmas = awesomeness Now where could we be going with this? I love Christmas cards, too.
I love conditional statements!
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