Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Scratcher in the Night

It happened again.  That's right, another exciting adventure in the dead of night.  I'll start at the beginning.  I was slumbering in my usual precious manner.  I was quietly dreaming of soft kitties, warm kitties, little balls of fur.

Suddenly, the world was shaking.  The bed was moving about violently.  I didn't know what was happening, was it an earthquake?  That's when I looked over at Robyn.  All of the movement was happening under her blanket.  At first I was worried she may be having a seizure, I was honestly concerned.  But then I looked closer.  Her whole body wasn't shaking, she was just moving her arm about wildly.

Then I listened to the sounds.  She was scratching the bed next to her.  She was doing it with great vim and vigor.  Now that I knew what was happening I was no longer concerned, just very perplexed.

I watched in fascination for probably a minute or so.  Finally, she stopped and asked. "How was that?"

"That was really good.  Excellent work."

But that's when I realized, she was probably dreaming about scratching my back.  Can you believe it?  She was scratching my back in her dreams.  She was doing it with incredible gusto.  That is love.
A good scratch right in F6 is a sign of true love

10 comments:

  1. I could only wish for such love. Way to be committed, even in your dreams Robyn.

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  2. that's so funny!! middle of the night stories are my favorite. There's one in my January archives (the title says something about a video camera) if you're interested : )

    I love the title of this post!

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  3. I am such a dedicated wife! Next time though I should get my arm on your back and not on the bed.

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  4. April, I 'm glad you liked it. I've written a few times about fun things my wife has done during the night. On the left hand side where I have the different labels there is one called "Robyn sleeping." I'm sure I do interesting things at night as well, but since I'm the author of the blog I'm only awake to see her do fun things, so you will only find stories about her.

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  5. How do I get a wife that is so dedicated? Robyn is so hardcore. I hope she is still planning on giving wife training to whoever I marry.

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  6. Great story. Although, I have to say, I'm glad I get sleep instead of great stories of Graham. :)

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  7. hahaha... Love the story, and I love the shirt too!

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  8. "That was really good. Excellent work." Hahahahaha.

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  9. This is such a great little story. Personally I like F3 the most :)

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  10. Wow! She dreams of scratching your back! That just shows she is dedicated even on the subconscious level. You have an amazing wife.

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