Robyn and I have a little tradition on New Year's Eve. As we ring in the new year we like to try some new foods that we've never tried before.
This year, a friend of mine pointed me in the direction of something truly fabulous. As anyone with taste buds knows, bacon is the greatest food ever to have been discovered on planet earth. Naturally, it stands to reason that it would make an excellent flavor for soda. That's where bacon soda comes in.
Don't I look like a happy lad?
Well, unfortunately it turns out that bacon may actually have some limitations. (I'm as surprised as you are.) My brother and his wife came over and the four of us gave it a try. Here is the result:
As you can see, the bacon soda could probably use some improvement. But, don't worry. I know you're sad you missed the experience. That's why I made this video, so you could taste it right along with us. (And by taste it, I mean don't taste it but watch us taste it and imagine what it tastes like as you see our reactions.)
The bacon soda experience was so profound that it inspired this poem.
Bacon soda, you're kind of gross.
Bacon soda, I hate you most
Bacon is yummy,
in my tummy
Bacon soda makes me sad
Bacons soda is so bad.
