tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post2342002441075956339..comments2023-08-19T06:31:20.395-06:00Comments on Jeff's Thoughts and Stories: The Garbage ConspiracyJeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10357398682419756851noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-57539951577037704932011-05-28T19:41:04.942-06:002011-05-28T19:41:04.942-06:003 wks is enough to stew some STANKY trash. Especi...3 wks is enough to stew some STANKY trash. Especially if you have diapers in your trash, which I'm guessing you don't...but it's never safe to assume.<br /><br />This past winter because of ice storms, our trash service didn't pick up for 3 weeks...plus we were barricaded in the house for much of that time...= extra trash.<br /><br />Stanky.Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14900775595971121770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-66378156595412787452011-05-24T11:11:52.843-06:002011-05-24T11:11:52.843-06:00Thank you for the line from one of my all-time fav...Thank you for the line from one of my all-time favorite movies (The Sound of Music.) Made me SO happy.<br /><br />That's a lot of accumulated garbage! Ahhhh.Kaylihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418947533297193343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-15384679961932331672011-05-24T10:39:43.848-06:002011-05-24T10:39:43.848-06:00Good news. They picked up the trash this morning....Good news. They picked up the trash this morning. I have defeated the conspirators.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10357398682419756851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-39760571839397529272011-05-21T09:47:58.723-06:002011-05-21T09:47:58.723-06:00As a leader of the eskimo people, I blame gremlins...As a leader of the eskimo people, I blame gremlins.Quinn the Eskimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01626776825884245537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-63733964962638380972011-05-21T07:29:41.099-06:002011-05-21T07:29:41.099-06:00Maybe you should just fill your neighbors trash ca...Maybe you should just fill your neighbors trash cans with your trash, then they won't figure out it is yours and pick it up. Disguise always works well:) By the way, I loved the picture!Marilynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07225525158114828242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-70003079719238180942011-05-20T18:01:06.861-06:002011-05-20T18:01:06.861-06:00My own wife is part of the conspiracy. This is mu...My own wife is part of the conspiracy. This is much worse than I imagined.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10357398682419756851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-87329395439115670082011-05-20T17:49:11.063-06:002011-05-20T17:49:11.063-06:00Sweetheart, I moved the can back up the driveway b...Sweetheart, I moved the can back up the driveway because I was embarrassed to have the garbage out all week. I was planning on taking in out for you. I'm sorry I am not a magical creature but I am still pretty cute!Robynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14215365331722185746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-3543391675420909042011-05-20T16:46:15.798-06:002011-05-20T16:46:15.798-06:00I hate to say this but you garbage is going to be ...I hate to say this but you garbage is going to be missed next week as well. You see, I've been doing some calculating. Since the last day of this month is a Tuesday (important because the people in the Bible celebrated the last day of each month by switching to the next month on the day after) and the Egyptian pyramids have 4 sides (again they appear in the Bible) your garbage will be missed for the first 4 weeks in May. So don't even try next Tuesday assuming we are still alive.tedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02887631820699173592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-23170455514779231042011-05-20T12:46:34.649-06:002011-05-20T12:46:34.649-06:00I'm usually ready to debunk any conspiracy the...I'm usually ready to debunk any conspiracy theory I hear, but I think you have something here! If my trash was not picked up today then I'm really going to start considering that other theory about the world ending tomorrow. If I don't talk to you ever again, good luck and God speed!Laceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09164796926473668253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975311211849239826.post-45326060279612155572011-05-20T12:23:46.284-06:002011-05-20T12:23:46.284-06:00I wouldn't take your trash either if I was Leh...I wouldn't take your trash either if I was Lehi City. Your trash is dangerous. Maybe you should start burning your trash. That has work well for other people in the past.Jared W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09091250369286400515noreply@blogger.com